Lyrics for Cupid’s Chokehold by Gym Class Heroes – Songfacts

It’s been some time since we last spoke
This is gonna sound like a bad joke
But momma I fell in love again
It’s safe to say I have a new girlfriend

And I know it sounds so old
But cupid got me in a chokehold
And I’m afraid I might give in
Towels on the mat my white flag is wavin’

I mean she even cooks me pancakes
And alka seltzer when my tummy aches
If that ain’t love then I don’t know what love is

We even got a secret handshake
And she loves the music that my band makes
I know I’m young but if I had to choose her or the sun
I’d be one nocturnal son of a gun

Take a look at my girlfriend
She’s the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot

Take a look at my girlfriend
She’s the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot

It’s been awhile since we talked last and I’m tryin’ hard not to talk fast
But dad I’m finally thinkin’ I may have found the one
Type of girl that will make you way proud of your son

And I know you heard the last song about the girls that didn’t last long
But I promise this is on a whole new plane
I can tell by the way she says my name

I love the way she calls my phone
She even got her very own ringtone
If that ain’t love then I don’t know what love is

It’s gonna be a long drive home but I know as soon as I arrive home
And I open the door take off my coat and throw my bag on the floor
She’ll be back in my arms into my arms once more for sure

Take a look at my girlfriend
She’s the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot

She’s got a smile that would make the most senile
Annoying old man bite his tongue
I’m not done
She’s got eyes comparable to sunrise

And it doesn’t stop there
Man I swear
She’s got porcelain skin of course she’s a ten
And now she’s even got her own song

But movin’ on
She’s got the cutest laugh I ever heard
And we can be on the phone for three hours
Not sayin’ one word

And I would still cherish every moment
And when I start to build my future she’s the main component
Call it dumb call it luck call it love or whatever you call it but
Everywhere I go I keep her picture in my wallet like you

Take a look at my girlfriend
She’s the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot

Take a look at my girlfriend
She’s the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot

Publisher: Songtrust Ave, Universal Music Publishing Group
Lyrics licensed and provided by

Writer/s: Richard Davies, Roger HodgsonPublisher: Songtrust Ave, Universal Music Publishing GroupLyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Take a look at my girlfriendShe’s the only one I gotNot much of a girlfriendI never seem to get a lotIt’s been some time since we last spokeThis is gonna sound like a bad jokeBut momma I fell in love againIt’s safe to say I have a new girlfriendAnd I know it sounds so oldBut cupid got me in a chokeholdAnd I’m afraid I might give inTowels on the mat my white flag is wavin’I mean she even cooks me pancakesAnd alka seltzer when my tummy achesIf that ain’t love then I don’t know what love isWe even got a secret handshakeAnd she loves the music that my band makesI know I’m young but if I had to choose her or the sunI’d be one nocturnal son of a gunTake a look at my girlfriendShe’s the only one I gotNot much of a girlfriendI never seem to get a lotTake a look at my girlfriendShe’s the only one I gotNot much of a girlfriendI never seem to get a lotIt’s been awhile since we talked last and I’m tryin’ hard not to talk fastBut dad I’m finally thinkin’ I may have found the oneType of girl that will make you way proud of your sonAnd I know you heard the last song about the girls that didn’t last longBut I promise this is on a whole new planeI can tell by the way she says my nameI love the way she calls my phoneShe even got her very own ringtoneIf that ain’t love then I don’t know what love isIt’s gonna be a long drive home but I know as soon as I arrive homeAnd I open the door take off my coat and throw my bag on the floorShe’ll be back in my arms into my arms once more for sureTake a look at my girlfriendShe’s the only one I gotNot much of a girlfriendI never seem to get a lotShe’s got a smile that would make the most senileAnnoying old man bite his tongueI’m not doneShe’s got eyes comparable to sunriseAnd it doesn’t stop thereMan I swearShe’s got porcelain skin of course she’s a tenAnd now she’s even got her own songBut movin’ onShe’s got the cutest laugh I ever heardAnd we can be on the phone for three hoursNot sayin’ one wordAnd I would still cherish every momentAnd when I start to build my future she’s the main componentCall it dumb call it luck call it love or whatever you call it butEverywhere I go I keep her picture in my wallet like youTake a look at my girlfriendShe’s the only one I gotNot much of a girlfriendI never seem to get a lotTake a look at my girlfriendShe’s the only one I gotNot much of a girlfriendI never seem to get a lot