BMW 5 Series VS Jaguar XE

The reason I like PHEVs as a tool for pushing people towards electrification is about more than the fact that it will likely cure buyers of range anxiety once they’re realistic about their actual car usage. I mean it does do that, but it’s more about the fact that PHEVs drive like a normal car, with few exceptions.

In EV mode, the acceleration is swift but not that brutal, YouTuber-friendly thrust EV fanboys use as proof that legacy car makers are dead. It’s all very serene and very, very quiet as you move from traffic light to traffic light in near silence, while more than keeping up with traffic. The blue of the dashboard indicates your progress and the iDrive screen can keep you updated with power consumption.

The switch between EV and ICE propulsion is very smooth and it’s almost like BMW has been doing this forever. You’ll also discover an appreciable lift in performance, more in line with the M Sport badges. BMW’s engineers have done nothing to make the 2.0-litre petrol sound better than a whirring mixmaster, though.

Slightly less M Sport-ey is the suspension. While there’s absolutely nothing wrong with it, the adaptive dampers never dial things up too much for the average motorist. Granted the 5 will leave just about anything this size for dead as far as driver involvement goes, but it certainly keeps the dial closer to comfort than, say, the M550i does. Once again, it’s a serene thing to get around in and passengers will love the quietness and easy flow of conversation. Or the lovely sound from the harmon kardon speakers.

You don’t have to try too hard to cover a good chunk of the claimed 57km of EV range. Realistically you’ll get close to 45km, even after my colleague Matt Campbell drained 20km of charge in a six-kilometre trip that he maintains was driven gently (snigger) and normally (guffaw). Without trying too hard, I managed 41km in pure EV after his attempts to ruin my numbers (not really, but I do enjoy the amusing false narrative).