22 Things To Absolutely Remember At Your Next Job Interview

16.

IDEK what this is, but whatever it is, don’t do it.

“My boss told me about someone he and producers had a meeting with during their search for a director to helm a romantic comedy film.

This potential director turned up with no presentation. He just rolled in and slouched in a chair. After an awkward pause, my boss was like, ‘Well. Let’s hear it.’ The potential director said, ‘Come on. Rom-com? We all know the score. What’s there to say?’

One asked, ‘The formula may be tired, but we think we can offer a fresh take. Can you make it fresher?’ The potential director replied, ‘Are you fucking kidding me? It’s a rom-com. Silly girls will enjoy anything, even if it was directed by a deaf, blind monkey with his cock trapped in a vise.’ One producer snapped, ‘All right, I don’t think you’re right for us. Thank you for your time.’ The potential director snorted and said, ‘Thank you for wasting my time.’

—kittykay